[00:02.00]歌曲名 Pudding Head Jones
[00:04.00]歌手名 Don Redman
[01:00.54]There was a most peculiar kid in our town
[01:03.03]Was always late for school
[01:06.11]He never learned to tell a verb from a noun
[01:08.77]And always broke the rules
[01:11.43]Though they looked upon him as a clown
[01:14.12]Yet he wasn't such a fool
[01:16.90]Oh Puddin' head Jones was fat and funny
[01:19.62]Dumber than sticks and stones
[01:22.30]That is just why the kids all called him
[01:25.00]Woodenhead Puddin' Head Jones
[01:27.99]He couldn't spell Constantinople
[01:30.71]Didn't know beans from bones
[01:33.34]Pencils and books they were never made for
[01:36.05]Woodenhead Puddin' Head Jones
[01:38.79]Teacher told his mother she would take him right in hand
[01:41.65]And teach him a thing or two
[01:44.61]Like his older brother he began to understand
[01:47.40]He learned everything that she ever knew
[01:49.95]All of the kids to the teacher carried
[01:52.86]Candy and ice cream cones
[01:55.53]But who do you think the teacher married
[01:58.05]Woodenhead Puddin' Head Jones