Everything happens to me. I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains. I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains. I guess I’ll go through life just catching colds and missing trains; Everything happens to me. I never miss a thing, I’ve had measles and the mumps. And every time I play an ace my partner always trumps. I guess I’m just a girl who never looks before she jumps; Everything happens to me. At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me. That love would turn the trick to end despair. But now, I just can’t fool this head that thinks for me. I’ve mortgaged all my castles in the air. I telegraphed and phoned, sent an Air Mail Special, too; You answer was goodbye and there was even postage due. I fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you, Everything happens to me.